A Clean Slate?

Hello peeps. Apparently I had been neglecting my blog for quite a time. Well, what can you expect from a 17 year old guy who is about to take one of his biggest examination in his entire life in 12 days. The guy who falls asleep after reading 10 pages of Sejarah. Seriously, my face fall to the book after 10 pages of Nasionalisme Di Asia Tenggara. All I need right now is a miracle or a wishing star fall out of nowhere or I`m toast.

On the flipside, I feel so weird without my weekly episode of the all new season of Supernatural. Yup, I`ve stopped downloading it. Come on, 12 days more. I`m so feeling the withdrawal sign now. Supernatural is like my bible. Now, without Supernatural I feel so lost when I am reading Sejarah. Need me to repeat the fall asleep on my sejarah book after 10 pages story?

Seriously, after the second day of SPM which is the final Sejarah paper, I would never never ever want anything to do with Sejarah in my entire life. No nasionalisme for me, no ISLAM for me. No Pilihan Raya for me. Seriously, I dont want anything to do with pilihan raya and Bani Umaiyah present in my life. Thats it. The clean slate without sejarah. I will try my best to forget every single thing in Sejarah after that.

Toilet Tales

Kasturi today was all about toilet during Mathematics. All of us already dulan when the teacher fucked the class.

An hour past his class, Kenneth Tan stood up to go to toilet. The whole class staring at him. He proceed to the door and asked the feirce teacher

Kenneth Tan : Can I go to the toilet.
Teacher : Go go.
Kenneth Tan : Thank you

*Kenneth walks out from the class

Teacher : There are so many things we can tahan but one thing we cannot tahan is peeing.

*Entire class laughs.

*Kenneth comes back after 2 minutes

Teacher : So fast.

*The class burst with laughter.

Past 5 minutes, MinChun stood up

Teacher : Another one

*Class laughs

Douglas stood up as well

*Class laughs somemore.

Teacher : Ohh, go together somemore. Normally when girls go to the toilet together it is for protection. One will stay outside the door while the other one answer nature call. But when boys go together it is for competition. See who longer.

*Class went crazy.

Minutes later, both Douglas and MinChun came back together.

Teacher : So, who won the competition?

MinChun : Me.

*Class laughs.

Then I stood up to go to the toilet. I really cannot hold on any longer.

*As usual, the class laughs. The teacher stopped his teaching and stare me all my way out the door while the class laughs like hell.

I came back and another boy went out.

Teacher : You all from the same school ahh?

*LAUGHS

Boy : No.

Boy came back and a few minutes later Benny goes.

Teacher shaking his head.

Teacher : Who wants to go somemore, go now I give you 1 minute.

Me : Vicky.

*Everyone laughs while teacher looking at all of us.

Seriously?

OMFG, I had been a bad blogger lately. My blog is already half dead. Well everyone`s excuse is SPM. So is mine. Seriously, theres not enough hours in a day for me. The good news is, I am sleeping now. As early as 1am. Phew. Yay that. =)

The school called my mom. Seriously? I know I ponteng alot la, but this is too much.

Go To Sleep, Damn It.

Guys guys, I am freaking out right now. I am 80% sure that I have a sleeping disorder. Yes, a sleeping disorder. Who has sleeping disorder 4 weeks before SPM? You tell me, who has it? It was scary and stupid to think of it. The last thing I wanted happen to me is a sleeping disorder right now. Late night study and caffeine might contribute to the roll-on-the-bed-for-hours-and-sleep-at-four-am. But seriously, I recalled that it started a couple of weeks ago, before the caffeine and late night study kicked in. Eyebags are horrible. Two dark dark round round circles like a panda bear. I know panda are cutes.

Back to the topic, seriously, everyday without failing, I hit the bunker after midnight and roll on the bed for hours before I finally snooze at around 3 or 4 am in the morning. Then I have to wake up at 6.30am. It was tiring and I am worried that I will drop down literally one sunny morning. Even worse, I drop down in the middle of SPM exam. Damn. Seriously, I`ll yawn and rub my eyes in the wee hours in the morning but it takes hours before I can finally sleep. Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. Did I told you that I have not had a decent afternoon nap for a long long time. Scares the living daylight out of me to think about it. I am the person who worship afternoon naps.

So, if you have a father, or mother, or uncle who is a phsycologist who is willing to give me free sessions for my sleeping disorder, please, please, please do tell me.

The Circle Of Sins

A few weeks ago, the five played "Most Likely To..." Its a game consisting of a series of questions. Most likely to get rich, Most likely to get married first and ect. By the way, the five is refering to Myself, MinChun, SiewChoon, Michelle and Rueann. It was fun and hilarious when the group consensus is revealed. Finally gave each of us a title of one of the seven deadly sin.




Chong Min Chun, Gluttony (ie : eats alot, over-consumption)

MinChun is voted the most likely to excel the most in SPM and also most likely to get FAT. Also voted most likely to get conned by a conmen and the first one out of the five of us to become a Dato', not Datuk.


Rueann Catherine Dass, Wrath (ie : anger, mood swing)

Rueann is voted *drumrolls* most likely to get married to an indian, the first out of the five of us to visit ZY in NewZealand. Also voted together with SiewChoon to become the most likely couple. And Dass also gained the tile of get kicked into ISA.


Chen Chun Kit, Lust (ie : horny and stuffs like that)

Voted most likely to have the most children in the future, will date a prostitute, first to lose my virginity and become a pornstar. *no comment. And of course contact with a cureable STD.


Choong Siew Choon, Pride (ie : show off)

SiewChoon is voted most likely to get into a barfight and become an "ahli kongsi gelap". The five also thought that SiewChoon will marry someone because he made her pregnant, date a famous actress and double timing relationship(s). Also voted together with Rueann to most most likely to date each other.


Michelle Chong May Lin, Sloth (ie : lazy)

We voted Michelle most likely to become a musician. Also voted most likely to marry a guy younger than her and will "dikongkong" by her husband.




PS : I`ve forgotten the whole "most likely" questions and answers but these are the few I recalled.

Ahhh, What A Day

Thanks everyone for everything. Thanks Rueann and family for the awesome awesome Supernatural novel. Thanks everyone for your presents. Thanks ZY for your wake up call-go to pee message from NewZealand. Haha. Thanks everyone. Words cant describe how I feel now. Maybe theres a word that do describe it : awesome-dary